Monday, November 1, 2010

JOKES TEXT MESSAGES

This is the Jokes collections page. Enjoy and hope you'll have fun! Don't forget to share it with your friends.


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pacman:yaya,cn u do sUmthng about nanay dionisa's room.she complains dat its da ugliest room in d house.

maid:yes, sir.
i'll remove all mirrors ASAP!

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BF: Babe, sinapak ko yung nakasalubong ko kanina! Badtrip, sabihin ba naman mukha akong magsasaka kapag katabi kita!

GF: Sinabi niya yun? hihi... (blush) Huwag ka magalit babes, marangal naman ang magsasaka. Bakit ba niya yun sinabi?

BF: Kasi mukha ka daw kalabaw!

GF: Nasaan na yung potek na yan?! Nasaan? Potek


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Lst nyt
my pilow
sAw mE sAd
hE askd
'Y r u cryng?
y r dos tirs foLng on me?
Do u

kNow wt i did?

tumakbo ako
kw b aman kausapin ng unan english pa jeje

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Anng twag s
pusong
sumusugod?
-HEART ATTACK!

sa pusong
mgnnakaw?
-HEART R0B!

s pusong
mpgLaro?
-PUS0Y!

Eh s pusong
2Timer?

-PUS0Y D0S!..hehe! Ü..tKE cRE ..
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My
mga
bgy,

kht d
aminin
my nka2aLm

kht d
sbhn
my nkkrinig

kht pLit
iLhim
my nka2dma

prng
ngaun

kht
d
q
sbhn

alm ng
lhat n gAbi na,!


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Mga dpt sbhin sa friend mong my di kgandahan/ kgwapuhang jowa:


>mhiLig ka pLa s abstract?


>uy! di pa pLa extinct ang ganyan?


>pre, di pba ngb2yad ng ransom mga mguLang mu?


>uy ang cute! Anung breed?


>mgkano inabot?


>kaw nmn, nung cnbhan ktang be kind 2 animaLs, di nmn gnyn!


>sarap iphotoshop ng syota mo.


>ano sya, mbait o myaman?


>nanga2gat? Pwde hawakan?


>magiging swan ba yan sa ending?!


>hoy! Magsory ka sa mga mata ko!


tsk,, bad.. ahahaha..ü

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i sit hir in dis cold dark nyt, wishing dat sum1 wud b hir bside me, 2 take me out of my loneliness & misery..


-em0 na Security Guard
(night shift)


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Ang ta0ng B0LERa
msrap ktxt


ang ta0ng TAHIMIK
mkulet s txt


ang ta0ng 2 TYMER 
swt s txt


ang ta0ng stck 2 1
mtpid s txt


ang ta0ng CUTE,
e2,ptxt-txt!!

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-kh¡t
LumAkLak
ka ng
sAndamUkaL
na
ENERVON..


kUng wLa nMan 
ako,


fOr sUrE...


h¡nd¡ mO makUkUha aNg HAPPINESS mO!


Hehe.


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i walk, 
& i see lovers.


i turn my head,& i see lovers.


i sit on the bench,
& beside me are lovers.


an old woman comes 
& asks me,


"you seem to be contented sitting alone.


i answered,
"i know, at the right time, GOD will send that person to sit beside me forever..."


she answered,


"whatever, loser!"

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napakarami na
talagang mga
banat ngayon.





wala na tuloy akong
maisip..




kundi ikaw..Ü




0ha Öha! Un un eh.


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Benta m0 na bahay ny0..




pwede ka nmang 2mira ng libre sa pus0 c0h....haha

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Halaman ka ba?




Ang sarap mong diligan...haha ü


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